transfigurationprodigy:

I have this headcanon that I want to properly write up, but I love me some bullet points for now:

  • James becomes quidditch captain in his sixth year.
  • And he gets the news in his Hogwarts letter that summer.
  • Which is a great thing,
  • Because it gives him time to floo to Diagon Alley with his dad,
  • And hit up Quality Quidditch Supplies,
  • For the latest, fastest, most awesomest broom.
  • I’m bad at making up product names for things;
  • Let’s just call it the Lightning Rider 250.
  • That sounds legit (enough).
  • Anyway, James gets back to Hogwarts in September,
  • Lightning Rider 250 in tow,
  • And he WILL NOT shut up about it.
  • How fast it is,
  • How sleek and aerodynamic the design is,
  • How soft the cushion-charmed saddle is,
  • How superb the braking mechanism is,
  • Etc., etc., etc.
  • He even refuses to keep it in the broom shed,
  • Because that is his BABY.
  • After a week of this,
  • Even his mates are getting sick of listening to him,
  • And Lily has HAD IT.
  • I mean, she likes quidditch, don’t get her wrong,
  • But if she has to listen to James rhapsodize about this thing for one more second,
  • She is going to LOSE her SHIT.
  • (And she’s a bit miffed that she’s jealous of a broom.
  • There, she’s said it.)
  • So one night in the common room,
  • She hears James call the broom his BABY again,
  • And go on about how LOVELY she is,
  • And how he’s named her ABIGAIL,
  • And she decides that if he LOVES his flipping broom so much,
  • Maybe he should just DATE it.
  • So, being the charms maven that she is,
  • She confunds his sorry ass,
  • And now he believes he really IS dating his broom,
  • And Abigail is REALLY into him, btw.
  • So all of a sudden,
  • He fetches his broom from the dorm,
  • And now he’s sitting on the couch with it,
  • Petting her little tail branches,
  • Stroking her delicate handle,
  • All his mates are just shitting themselves with laughter.
  • Remus finally takes pity on him when he starts snogging Abigail,
  • Because really, watching your mate French kiss a broom,
  • Is not right,
  • And lifts the charm.
  • But James is super mortified,
  • And shuts up about his broom.
  • PS: This just solidifies Lily as a total bad-ass
  • In the mind of one Sirius Black.
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Lily take James to meet her parents
haechanism

nothingpersonal1234:

James is unusually quiet on their ride over. Lily keeps sneaking glances at him in between turns of the steering wheel, but he continues to stare out the windshield, fingers absentmindedly running over all the foreign knobs and buttons on the console. She finally reaches over to touch his hand and it closes over hers automatically.

“It’ll be alright,” she says.

“Yeah, well.” He looks at her for the first time since getting into the car. “This isn’t exactly how I imagined meeting them.”

She swallows a sigh. “Yeah. Me neither.”

The street is quiet, almost deserted. Lily pulls the key out of the ignition and sits for a moment. James does the same. Finally, she can’t take it any longer, so she pushes her door open. “Come on.”

The path up is well-kept, as always, and the grass perfectly trimmed. James’s hand is warm in hers and he doesn’t let go. Her skirt brushes against her knees.

“Here we are,” Lily murmurs, stopping rather abruptly.

“Mm.”

They stare at the gravestones in front of them. 

Surprisingly, he is the one to break the silence. He sinks to his knees in front of her parents, pulling her down with him. “Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Evans,” he says, voice steady. “I’ve come along with your daughter.”

Lily feels her chest rise and fall, perfectly even as her heart hammers away underneath.

“I’m afraid I’ve grown rather attached to her,” he continues. “Not surprising at all to you, I suppose; you know better than most that she’s a lovely girl. And I’m sure she’s complained about me enough in the past for you both to know that I don’t exactly deserve her now.” A strange laugh escapes her and his grip on her fingers tighten.

“I just want you to know - ” he clears his throat - “that despite all that, I’m here. For as long as she wants me around, that is. And I’d rather like - to ask for your blessing, I suppose. Because even though we’re only eighteen, I love your daughter with everything I’ve got, and I know that’s not going to change. I’m going to love your daughter for the rest of my life, Mr. and Mrs. Evans, and I’ll do anything for her. And I just… wanted to pass that by you both. Just in case." 

"I don’t think they mind,” Lily said after a moment, voice nearly a whisper. “They seem rather pleased, really.”

“And how would you know?” James replied, turning to her with a smile.

“Because,” she said simply, leaning her head against his shoulder. “Just because.”

macklesufficient:

but real talk why don’t more people appreciate the fact that marauders and co were the class of 78

do you realize what this means

lily declaring alice’s new lunascope “far out”

sirius initially listening to muggle music to piss off his mom but then falling deeply in love with sid vicious; he paints his nails black and magically pierces his ears so he can wear safety pins as earrings (“yes it’s sanitary moony. I mean probably. whatever”)

peter grew up in a muggle village. one night he goes to bed wearing a stars wars shirt and james and sirius are like lol whut. so he and remus take the gang to a muggle cinema to see “a new hope” 

(sirius has a religious experience, james cries. they fight over which house han solo would be in)

remus being really invested in nonmagical politics and its impact on magical society (“if we’re going to fight in this war, we have to know what else is going on, don’t we?”). remus collecting newspaper clippings about the miner’s strike; remus reading about harvey milk’s assassination and being abnormally quiet for the rest of the day

james secretly knowing all the lyrics to “don’t go breakin’ my heart”

k.