pretentious-git:

LITERALLY JUST IMAGINE FUCKING TEDDY LUPIN DECKED OUT IN HIS HUFFLEPUFF ROBES WITH THE HEAD BOY BADGE ON IT WITH HIS HOT BLUE HAIR AND THIS BIG BOY SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD SMIRK AND SMILE AS HE CROSSES HIS ARMS AND WATCHES LITTLE ELEVEN YEAR OLD JAMES SIRIUS POTTER BRAVELY WALK TO THE HAT AND SIT DOWN AND HEARING THE VOICE RING OUT GRYFFINDOR. AND TEDDY POUTS AND GOES ‘DAMN’ BUT HE WATCHES PROUDLY AS HIS YOUNGER FREAKIN BROTHER RELATED OR NOT WALKS TO THE GRYFFINDOR TABLE AND SITS DOWN WITH AN AWE FILLED FACE. AND HE WHIRLS AROUND TO WAVE FRANTICALLY AT TEDDY AND TEDDY GRINS AND WAVES BACK AND STICKS HIM A THUMBS UP BECAUSE ‘GOOD JOB, JAMES. MUM AND DAD’LL BE PROUD.’

#NEWCANON aka If You Don’t Go On Pottermore Anymore

ktnissevurdeen:

  • Teddy and Victoire have practically been dating long before their kiss on Platform 9 and ¾
  • Bill Weasley is 100% not happy about this
  • Neville Longbottom is Albus Potter’s godfather
  • Luna wore a tiara made out of unicorn horns on her wedding day
  • Ron Weasley still holds a grudge on Victor Krum
  • Neville Longbottom is Albus Potter’s godfather
  • Rita Skeeter got the fuck jinxed out of her by Ginny Weasley at the 2014 Quidditch World Cup
  • Neville Longbottom is Albus Potter’s godfather

htjmfisherman:

Ok so I know Ron was all like “thank goodness you inherited your mother’s brains”  so now everyone’s sort of like “oh Rose Weasley she’s the girl and she’s smart so she’ll be just like Hermione.”  and its like ok, that’s good BUT

what if she inherited her mothers brains but also inherited her fathers personality?  So yes, she does know the counter curse that would easily take down that jerk of a 3 rd year that keeps picking on her BUT kicking him in the teeth is way more fun/effective.  Or like she’s studying for a test and Albus is having a crap day so she just tosses her textbook in the air and is like “let’s play chess or sneak out or whatever.” And she ends up failing the test the next day but is all like “lol whatever I can make it up later” OR EVEN BETTER-

Scorpius:  People keep picking on me because my dad was a Death Eater.

Rose: Kill them.

Scorpius: Rose no.

Rose:  *stands up* Fine, I’ll kill them.

Scorpius: roSE NO.

snapslikethis:

lcitty-lcat:

icanhelpyouthere:

asmilinggoddess:

professors seeing “teddy lupin” on their rosters and being like “ah yes, remus lupin’s son. remus was such a well behaved student, i’m sure his son will be the same”

and then teddy shows up for class and they’re like “oh no….oh no”

Canon.

“Are we sure this isn’t a Potter kid?”

I have this headcanon that Andromeda forwards all the letters from Hogwarts laying out Teddy’s various misdeeds to Harry telling him to deal with it since it’s clearly the Potter influence on the boy in the first place.

darlinghogwarts:

Teddy Lupin intercepting the owl back home to Harry for his misconduct, and changing himself to look like him when his godfather’s called by Mcgonagall for a talk. And Mcgonagall knows the marauder legacy so well that the first thing she says when he walks into her office is “what did I say to you after you attacked carrow?” and when teddy doesn’t answer “this, mr. bla- pardon me - lupin, is why I directly flooed your godfather”

k.