If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure
god bless sdcc
If James Potter had lived in our time…
Jamie - Artyom Sokhaty (Arty Prongs)
Russia, Saint-Petersburg
2014
So my boyfriend just sent me this picture.
“what did this man do, officer?”
“he just… he just did everything”
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in case you didnt know whats going on in Arizona right now… “We had no idea that gays had money and bought things just like regular people do.”
“Arizona!! Careful, Arizona, you turn history back too far, you’ll go back to being that weird patch between New Mexico and California that no one wants to talk about. Which really isn’t that big a change, is it?” - Jon Stewart
We don’t eat food. We absorb our energy, which we call “Fabulose”, from rainbows. We don’t need it often because the gay organ, which is where the appendix is, stores a surplus.
I have to say, I’m pretty pissed off at the unfair judging and I don’t get how V/M’s scores were so low, they danced perfectly, and how D/W’s scores were so high. That’s not to say I hate on D/W’s dance, I actually think they did a great job, but great enough to receive a world record for it? I don’t know.
Tessa and Scott, if you’re reading this, I hope you know that whatever happens tomorrow we, your fans, believe that it will be amazing, And whatever comes afterwards, we know that you’ll do your best in whatever path you choose. I’d also like to congratulate you two for being so fabulous and perfect on the ice today and that you made Canada proud. Thank you for this dance, thank you for your mahler and thank for simply being two amazing people with amazing personalities and amazing skating skills. Thank you.
Pastel Icebergs by Zaria Forman
Zaria Forman perfectly masters drawing with pastels. Recently, the artist reveals works representing icebergs. An impressive record, discovered in a series of beautiful images.
that’s what people do.
its happening
I’m I really going to die the day before my brithday
Only Emma Watson can wisp her hair right back into place…




























