joyeuxniall:

my friend was telling me this story about how this guy caddied for bill gates and at the end of the day he was expecting a big tip but bill gates was just like “alright thanks man see ya” and the next day the guy got a call and it was like “are you so-and-so?” and he was like “yeah…” and they were like “bill gates just paid off your student loans”

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clelta:

We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG

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  • French Friend:  well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year -
  • American Friend:  THOUSAND?
  • French Friend:  Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra classes and most of my housing. How much is it for you?
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boys-in-leather-straps:

OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM SCREAMING AT MY COMPUTER SCREEN WHY THE HELL WASN’T THIS SHOT?? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW COOL THIS WOULD’VE BEEN?? OR HOW MUCH THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THESE THREE AVENGERS WOULD’VE EVOLVED, OR THE DEVELOPMENT THAT CLINT’S CHARACTER WOULD’VE HAD?? IMAGINE THE STRAIN IN THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN NAT AND CLINT WHEN NAT HAD GONE HELPING CAP WHILE CLINT HAD TO HUNT THEM BOTH DOWN

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME????????

sourcing this shit so you can see it for yourselves[x]

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hannigraham:

Here’s a list of weird/strange articles on wikipedia in no particular order for you to read and just add more useless knowledge in your puny human brain. General murder/death trigger warning for most.

Bloody Mary || Kennedy curse || Taman Shud Case || La Voisin || Greyfriars Bobby || Pripyat || Albert Fish || Mary Toft || The Cure for Insomnia || Roanoke Colony || John Murray Spear || Arecibo message || Nuckelavee || Phaistos Disc || Tanganyika laughter epidemic || Mad Gasser of Mattoon || Murder of Junko Furuta || Peoples Temple || Ed Gein || Stargate Project || Jackalope || Numbers station || UVB-76 || Bélmez Faces || Donner Party || Adam || Mariana UFO incident || Valentich disappearance || Cleveland Torso Murderer || Trepanning || Dyatlov Pass incident || Grey goo || Overtoun House || The Garden of Earthly Delights || Wilhelm Reich || Starchild skull || Original Night Stalker || Owlman || Ararat anomaly || British big cats || Jack the Ripper || Clapham Wood Mystery || Pope Lick Monster || Shadow person || Out-of-place artifact || Black Dahlia || Jersey Devil || Crawfordsville monster || Koro || Philadelphia Experiment || Glasgow smile || Roswell UFO incident || David Parker Ray || D. B. Cooper || Total Information Awareness || Goatman || Grey alien || Joachim Kroll || Peter Kürten || Gilles de Rais || Alien abduction || Joseph Vacher || Mothman || Polywater || Catacombe dei Cappuccini || Villisca Axe Murders || Grace Sherwood || Loveland frog || The Hermitage || Jatinga || Sankebetsu brown bear incident || Mongolian death worm || Devil’s Footprints || The Sick Child || H. H. Holmes || Dysaesthesia aethiopica || Bloody Benders || Lamia || Black Paintings || The Monster with 21 Faces || Shirime || Lina Medina || Exploding head syndrome || Quantum suicide and immortality || Mokele-mbembe || Spontaneous human combustion || Dulce Base || Chandre Oram || Oscar || Men in Black || Vladimir Demikhov || The Great Red Dragon Paintings || Bloop || Retroactive continuity || Elizabeth Báthory || Delphine LaLaurie || Silverpilen || Polybius || Guided rat || Robert J. White || Chelyabinsk meteor || Armin Meiwes || Big Crunch || Belchen Tunnel || Moberly–Jourdain incident || Boy Scout Lane || Princes in the Tower || Rosenheim Poltergeist || Peter Stumpp || Bermuda Triangle || Bachelor’s Grove Cemetery || Hill of Crosses || Self-immolation || Lycaon || Burke and Hare murders || Pykrete || Kate Morgan || List of unusual deaths || Sawney Bean || Rogue elephant of Aberdare Forest || Yoshio Kodaira || Incorruptibility || Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus || Toynbee tiles || Rat king || Sailing stones || Thalidomide || Jersey Shore shark attacks of 1916 || Tunguska event || Head transplant || List of cryptids || Borley Rectory || Sedlec Ossuary || Alien hand syndrome || Capgras delusion || Mellified man || Atuk || Monster of Glamis || Spring-heeled Jack || Allagash Abductions || Aokigahara || Raymond Robinson (Green Man) || Premature burial || Brain transplant || Nightmarchers || Decompression illness || Midgetville || Zombie || Mercy Brown vampire incident || Necromancy || Lamkin || Harry K. Daghlian, Jr. || Icelandic Phallological Museum || Neisseria meningitidis || Unit 731 || Bunny Man || Bubbly Creek || Malleus Maleficarum || Moll Dyer || Original Spanish Kitchen || Charles Bonnet syndrome || Voynich manuscript || Black Annis || True name || Dorothy Talbye trial || Black dog || Wandering Jew || Sarin gas attack on the Tokyo subway || Yara-ma-yha-who || Rod Ferrell || The Juniper Tree

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Jennifer Lawrence Nude photos isn´t a scandal it´s a sex crime

mockingjalie:

therepublicofrapunzel:

mockingjalie:

therepublicofrapunzel:

mockingjalie:

therepublicofrapunzel:

mockingjalie:

therepublicofrapunzel:

mockingjalie:

Outlets as mainstream as People and CNN are referring to the photo leak as a “scandal.” All due respect, it’s not a scandal. The actresses and musicians involved did nothing immoral or legally wrong by choosing to take nude pictures of themselves and put them on their…

Whether you believe it or not, she took the photos. Had she not done that, then the hacker wouldn’t have had anything to leak. If she can own up to having taken those photos, I’ll respect her and this whole thing will go down a lot quicker, honestly. 

whether you believe it or not she has the right to take those photos , she doesn´t have to own up to these photos, she doesn´t have to apologize BECAUSE SHE DID NOTHING WRONG ..taking naked photos of yourself is not shameful, is not illegal and is not wrong. What you are doing here is taking the quilt of the person who is guilty for a sex crime as stated in this article..and putting it on a victim..it´s like you are saying “girl in short skirt asked for it” no she didn´t just because she is in short skirt doesn´t give a men the right to touch her .. stop victim blaming !!

There’s nothing wrong with rape. It’s not shameful. :^) 

If I think something shameful, it’s shameful. Got it? 

and here we have example of an actual peace of shit, the worst of people

If telling people to own up to their actions and be freakin responsible is wrong now, then damn I don’t wanna be right

you do realize you basically said that victim who got raped needs to feel shame and apologize for being raped you fucking moron , just as you are claiming that jennifer needs to apologize for photos she took of HER OWN BODY IN HER OWN HOME instead of idiot who violated her privacy..you are victim blaming and shaming - YOU ARE THE WORST.BYE.

If that victim was a celebrity with millions of fans and got drunk and then walked through a shady neighborhood late at night, then said person should definitely own up to having done that. And then the right thing to do would be to teach people to not do that so it doesn’t happen to them. If you don’t want drown, why are you in the water? 

you just said that if someone got drunk deserves to get raped, you just said that THERE EXIST REASONS FOR SOMEONE TO RAPE SOMEONE , you are a scum and I will leave this for everyone to see what peace of complete shit you are..for your information : person can walk on the street completely naked and drunk as much as she wants THAT DOESNT GIVE SOMEONE THE RIGHT TO RAPE THEM..instead teaching the victim what she should and shouldnt do TEACH THE ATTACKER TO NOT DO IT, TEACH HIM TO CONTROL HIS SEXUAL IMPULSE .RAPE IS RAPE AND THERE IS NOT JUSTIFICATION FOR IT IN UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES YOU PEACE OF TRASH

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